I have been driving around with my brothers today, on our way to visit our mother for a big party / art show of hers. To make up for my delayed post, I’ve overdone Chuck Wendig’s “come up with a title” challenge for this week; instead of giving you only one title, I’ll give you, um, fourteen. Or maybe sixteen, though I suppose at least four of them are either variations or jokes of some sort. Oddly enough, I found it far easier to write too many titles than to write just one. As long as I thought I only had to write one, I felt kind of stuck. Once I knew I was writing “lots,” I felt free to write whatever the hell came to mind. It worked pretty well, I think. Go past the break to read my list. Quality not guaranteed.
Some Titles, I Guess:
- The Regrettable Decisions of Palmer Fudge Sunday
- Two Ten-Ton Trucks
- Tallying Up
- Good Morning, Dear
- Dead in My Tracks
- Dead in Your Tracks
- Dead in the Water
- Your Questions Will Not Be Answered
- Practicing Discourtesy
- Broken Strands
- On the Strand
- Too Many Sharks
- Please Hang Up and Try Again
- Unbeknownst to You…
- Prologue
- Christ, What an Asshole