Flash Fiction: Blood in the Desert

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This week’s dose of flash fiction comes inspired by Chuck Wendig, as per usual.  This time around, I was supposed to start a story with one of the sentences submitted last week as my prompt.  I chose the edited version of a sentence submitted by The Story Hive.  After realizing that I had to rewrite what I’d initially created, I used this week’s project to experiment with timing in narration.  I also tried to continue with a character that you’ve seen before.  You’ll probably still enjoy it. Continue reading

Flash Fiction? It Wasn’t Me

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I spent more words introducing this than writing it.  Bizarre, but useful since I have so much other work I really ought to be doing.  Anyway.  Chuck Wendig’s challenge this week is to write the opening sentence to something, nothing more.  Here goes:

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from being a teenager, it’s that plausible deniability is everything.

Flash Fiction: Worth a thousand words

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Another week, another piece of flash fiction.  This time, Chuck Wendig has prompted us with a photo, as seen above.  My response is below.  Enjoy.

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You know how they say that a picture is worth a thousand words?  Well.  I thought that the painting of a fairy king on my manager’s wall meant that he was nerdy, liked fantasy, and that we might get along, seeing as how I think fairies are pretty cool and have been kind of a mythology fanboy for a long time.  I should have paid more attention. Continue reading

Flash Fiction: Definitely NSFW

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This week, in honor of Clean Reader, Chuck Wendig decided to challenge us to create something “filthy.”  I’m not sure that I succeeded, but I’m less prudish than some, so who knows.  I wasn’t really interested in just making something filthy by using lots of swears though, so I switched things up and added an additional challenge for myself: I tried to write content that Clean Reader’s creators would find objectionable while using very few words that their program would know to “clean.”  The result is probably best described as erotica.  You have been warned.  Also, if you like NSFW cartoons, I mention the Rock Cocks and they are a semi-real thing that you can look up.  Enjoy!

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Flash Fiction: Almost A Cantina

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You know the drill.  Chuck Wendig made a challenge, I wrote some flash fiction.  This time, I had to tell a story in 100 words.  Have fun.

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Benny and Peter sit across from each other in the saloon’s corner booth, surrounded by empty bottles.  Benny gesticulates wildly with a gun, making a point, yelling at Peter.  Peter eases his pistol out of its holster, keeping it under the table.

“Imbecile!”  Benny shouts, “That’s not how it was at all!”  He slams his gun down on the table for emphasis.

There’s a sudden ear-splitting crack and the pistol leaps in Peter’s hand.  Benny slumps over the table, moaning as he bleeds.

Peter glares at the injured man.  Smoke rolls from his gun.

“Idiot.  Han definitely shot first.”

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Flash Fiction: Cosmo Katie

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This week’s flash fiction challenge from Chuck Wendig involves a random cocktail generator and 1000 words of pure imagination.  I got the Cosmo Katie, and took it to a dark place.  I mean, space is pretty dark most of the time, right?  Enjoy.

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Flash Fiction: Power Play

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This week’s flash fiction challenge, as brought to you by Chuck Wendig’s blog terribleminds, is to write a short story (of no more than 1000 words), using one of a group of randomly generated sentences.  I’ve altered the deal a bit, both because I’m short on time and because I want a different challenge: I’m going to try to use several of them to tell a story as quickly as possible.  I’ve got three of them in here, and you can find the list on Chuck Wendig’s page.  Enjoy!

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The shooter says goodbye to his love.  He closes his phone and feels at peace with what he is about to do.  He lies on the ridge overlooking the road where it runs along the canyon’s edge, over the river, and he can see far down the highway.  His target, a group of teenagers who do not understand what they took when they grabbed the old worn suitcase from the old worn man, has been confirmed en route past his position.  The rest is up to him.

Rock music approaches at high velocity.  The open convertible is filled with four raucous partiers, celebrating their new-found wealth.  The suitcase rests in the center of the backseat.  The shooter lines up his shot, waiting for his moment.  When he fires, the driver’s head snaps back then forward again, bouncing off the headrest.  The driver’s arms jerk.  The wheel pulls right, and the car plows through the guardrails and out over the edge of the canyon, sailing through the emptiness.  The car trails teenagers’ screams.  The shooter watches in consternation, and he knows what must have gone wrong.

The shooter pulls out his phone again, this time calling a different number. He dials a number he knows by heart.  When the other side picks up, he speaks calmly and swiftly.  “The target is down, but there’s a problem.  The river stole the gods.  End transmission.”

Flash Fiction: Never Goes Smooth (4/4)

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The villain of our story thus far.

Time for another bout of flash fiction, the final part of Chuck Wendig’s four part flash fiction challenge!  In this case I used a piece that eventually became titled Never Goes Smooth, a low-fantasy low-life adventure story.  It was started by Probably False, continued by Matthew Gomez, the penultimate piece was penned by Pikabot / Peter MacDonald, and then I added my two cents.  If you like ne’er-do-wells with swords and attitudes who have to figure out what to do when they get the short end of life’s stick, you’ll probably like this.  Enjoy!

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Flash Fiction: Bart Luther, Freelance Exorcist (3/4)

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Ok, I know that’s Keanu Reeves as Constantine, but it felt appropriate.

This Monday I’ve got more flash fiction for you, my response to Chuck Wendig’s Part 3 of 4 challenge that he posted last Friday.  I’ve collected the two previous pieces in one place here, with my addition to the story at the end, so you can read the whole thing in order.  The first two parts are great and you should totally go check out the sites of the original authors, which can be found here (for Josh, the original creator of the piece), and here (for Pavowski, the author of part two).  There are asterisks marking the breaks between each section.

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Flash Fiction: Night in the Canyon (part 2 of 4)

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I picked up the beginning of this piece, titled “The Sheriff, the Priest, and the Killer,” over at ROKTyping as part 1 for Chuck Wendig’s 4-part flash fiction challenge.  I had a hard time choosing, but this’ll be my contribution to part 2 of Chuck Wendig’s 4-part challenge.

I was a little confused about our dramatis personae, but I think I’ve got it down as follows: there’s Sheriff Cairns, Billy and Sam O’Connel, and two men named Johnny and Kurt.  There’s also a character named Rusty (who was dead, last we knew); the inhuman murderer Matt Quinn; an as yet unnamed priest; and an as yet unnamed boy with a toothy, too-wide smile.  There may have been some counting issues, since the priest only references 5 people being present, but I think we can ignore that.  Enjoy!

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The sun rolled down behind the edge of the cliffs, limning the top of the canyon in light for a moment before it disappeared completely.  The deep gulch was suddenly too dark, but everyone could still see the too-wide smile of the freak that rode alongside the padre. Continue reading