Flash Fiction? It Wasn’t Me

il_570xN.195917181I totally would have worn this in high school

I spent more words introducing this than writing it.  Bizarre, but useful since I have so much other work I really ought to be doing.  Anyway.  Chuck Wendig’s challenge this week is to write the opening sentence to something, nothing more.  Here goes:

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from being a teenager, it’s that plausible deniability is everything.