Just kidding. We all know you just want to play Global Thermonuclear War. Poor Theaterwide Biotoxic and Chemical Warfare never gets any love. DEFCON, developed by Introversion Software, offers all the Global Thermonuclear War you could ever want. Its spartan and elegant graphics looks just as appropriate today as they did on release in 2006, with clean glowing lines showing up beautifully on the dark background of the world; Introversion took the design aesthetics of the global tactical displays from various Cold War nuclear war thrillers, and created a game that perfectly delivers their inhuman reductionism. It is a cold, hard, unfeeling game that leaves you feeling challenged, rewarded, and maybe a little bit broken inside as you watch the megadeaths pile up and desperately hope that you can kill a few more people than you lose.